Foolishly sentimental

SGX last night and the
girlfriend to dinner, eat half of the suddenly discovered forgot wallet, thought for a moment it was forced open to the girlfriend. Because it is so embarrassed blush and his speech became hesitant: "I ... ..."
Then something unexpected


happened, and she could be wrong views, and blushing, said: "I like you ... ..."
Comforting words
A middle-aged women standing naked before the bathroom mirror, her husband said: "It was horrible, I get fat, and abdominal sag also every day, every morning I can find a new wrinkle, I think I have to wear big One of the clothes. "
She sat down, the first V in hand, a look of sadness, saying: "I really feel old, too ugly a ... ... I said so much, how do you comfort even if no one ah!"
Husband thought for a while,
he finally realized that a relief: "If your eyesight better than before."